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Ducks are amazing. Not only do they make good jackets, they can fly, swim and walk
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(granted not at the same time)! In addition to their modes of transportation, ducks
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can pretend to be different colors! It's true! I don't lie about these things!
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The duck is related to the goose, which I hate. Everyone hates the goose as a matter
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of fact. Why do you think they play duck-duck-goose and not goose-goose-duck. Before
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I go into too much detail about why I hate geese, ducks have bills. How cool is
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that?! Not only do ducks have bills, but ducks are (always) yellow! Name one
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one other animal that is yellow. There are very few yellow animals and the duck wears
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it's yellow with pride (every once in a while). Some ducks think yellow is a girly
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color and therefore ducks often do not appear yellow even though that's just a cheap jedi
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mind trick.
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Note: Sorry for my very poor MSPaint editing skills!
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It's not just the physical part of ducks that makes them so cool, ducks are smart!
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In fact, I heard that a duck did better than Hillary Clinton on the SAT! Imagine that!
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Not only does the bird brain outdo a human brain (rarely), it tells ducks to be cool.
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Ducks are everywhere: ponds, movies, under seats, etc... you get the point. They're
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pretty much my favorite animal. One time, I saw a duck on top of someone's car!
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Well, that's about all I have to say about why I made this site. Goodbye.
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