Ducks are everywhere. They come in all shapes and sizes

and they want you to think that they are not yellow.

This duck thought he was a wiseguy...

So much for Mr. Wiseguy...

His friend got a little upset over this...

Then things got a little out of hand...

VERY out of hand...

The incompotent security guards even let him in...

The imposter quickly began to skin the ducks...

And made a suit...

He then got in his car...

But realized it would be easier to just fly... since he was a duck and all...

He stopped at a restaurant because he was hungry...

And choked on a french fry... the end!

Disclaimer: No, none of this is true.  Well, at least not much of it!