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Top 5 Reasons I will Never Make a Web Site About Geese (Unless it's a Mean One)
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1. I have a history of being attacked by geese, therefore I do not like them!
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2. Have you ever seen a goose being nice?
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3. If I make a web site about geese, I have to make a web site about lemurs.
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If I make a web site about lemurs, I have to make a web site about ferrets.
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I hate ferrets.
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4. Geese do not appear in movies (except for boring movies which I refuse to watch).
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5. I attacked a flock of geese last summer. They fought back. I ran...
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and got hurt!
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