Some people are really serious about ducks!

I, on the other hand, prefer to laugh about ducks.

After all, ducks are funny.

Ducks are very civilized unlike some other animals.

They rarely bite (unless they are within biting distance, then they always bite)!

They always try to make their best possible first impression.

Did you know that not all ducks quack?  Wood ducks squeal

and this paper duck refuses to make any noise at all!

Disclaimer: No, none of this is true.  Well, at least not much of it!